Aquí está su San Antonio

Mientras que el mundo gira y gira, la cabeza de las mujeres también, y créanme que si son solteras gran parte del tiempo se la pasarán pensando en el “Hombre de sus Sueños” (más si se están aproximando a los 30, y peor si ya están en ellos), pero qué tan real es esto?. He conocido de cerca las historias de muchas de ellas que constantemente tienen cientos de requisitos para encontrar a su galán, pero que siempre terminan demostrando todo lo contrario cuando se meten con el más ‘cafre’ que se les cruzó (según ellas).

Es tan lindo cuando uno al principio uno las ve súper enamoradas, y creen tener el cielo con las manos, ¡porque al principio todo es perfecto! O que alce la mano el que no lo piense igual. Luego de un tiempo comienzan a renegar de los defectos de sus parejas, que tiene las orejas muy grandes, que es muy bocón, que no se despega de ver fútbol, que siempre anda de un lado para otro viendo viejas en la calle ¡Qué irrespeto!, que se rascan sus partes íntimas sin ningún tipo de pudor y ¡en público!, hasta ahí les llega la felicidad.

Como decía antes, cuando la mujer se aproxima a los 30 y ve que todas sus amigas se andan casando o ya tienen hasta hijos, a ellas el reloj biológico y matrimonial comienza a acelerarlas, ¡no puede ser que todas mis amigas se estén casando y yo con este cafre! (piensan ellas, o a veces se lo dicen también a sus amigas, pilas hombres que ellas se cuentan todo); y si está además de todo sola, no se imaginan la tormenta interior que llevan dentro (no todas, pero sí muchas).

Anoche puse un pequeño post acerca de la situación que veía en algunas de mis amigas (no todas, pero sí varias;). En aquel post hablaba acerca de las características comunes que buscan las mujeres en un hombre: que sea rico, guapo, de buenos modales, que sea fiel (ah?), etc. Poco tiempo después varias de mis queridas y hermosas amigas se lanzaron a comentar y alguna hasta llego a reproducir el mensaje.

Ahora me pregunto yo: ¿será que ustedes si quieren todo eso en un man?, la verdad no creo!. He visto el caso de muchas de mis amigas con los novios más adinerados, con clase, buenos modales y hasta fieles (eso dicen), y (ellas) terminan aburriéndose y tarde o temprano se consiguen algún malosín, o llega un ex que las trató mal y ¡ahí caen!.

Y es que ustedes no se han puesto a pensar que lo que es muy perfecto ó muy plano aburre?, qué hacen ustedes con un man que lo único que hace es todo lo que ustedes quieren que haga?. Yo siempre he creído que en los defectos de las personas se encuentran realmente muchos detalles que nos permiten saber si estamos ó no enamorados de ell@s, así que si esa persona no tiene defecto alguno, cómo se darán cuenta que verdaderamente están enamorados?.

Después de tantas preguntas creo que lo más sensato que puedo decirles en este momento es que el “Hombre de sus Sueños” SÍ EXISTE!, pero créanme que será el más humano y defectuoso posible, y en muchos casos probablemente estará lo más alejado de los requisitos que ustedes pretenden.

Por último, para aquellas que están en su búsqueda infructuosa de galán, cómprense un San Antonio, que seguramente tarde ó temprano, o usted se cansa de rogarle ó él se cansa de estar patas arriba.

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16 thoughts on “Aquí está su San Antonio

  1. Yo creo que primero se va a cansar el San Antonio de estar patas arriba!!!! , me parece muy acertado afirmar que el “Hombre ideal” existe pero es humano y defectuoso, tienes toda la razón, finalmente nosotras tambien somos humanas y con miles de defectos y las espectativas deberían ser siempre realistas…
    Felicidades y éxitos con el blog!!!!

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  6. Estoy poniendome al dia con publicaciones viejas (c/una mejor que otra) y esta es MUY BUENA. Todas las mujeres aseguran querer encontrar a un hombre bueno, que las trate bien, que sea fiel y se quejan de los que no son asi. Pero cuando encuentran a un hombre con las cualidades que buscaban entonces lo ven como un bobo y eso les aburre, en el fondo TODAS disfrutan de andar con un mujeriego, que les de mala vida para asi estar en lo que a ellas mas les gusta: una competencia constante con otras mujeres (en este caso compitiendo para demostrarle a la otra que aunque se lo lleve a la cama, igual el sujeto sigue con ella). Conclusion para nosotros los hombres, paremos de intentar ser buenos, al final si somos malos, conseguiremos mas mujeres y nos van a valorar mas siendo asi.
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